If your name is Sveta - this is an occasion for a blowjob.
If your name is Lyuba, this is a reason to insert it rudely.
If your name is Nadia, this is a reason to insert it from behind.
If your name is Eva - this is an occasion to insert on the left.
If your name is Klava - this is a reason to insert it on the right.
If your name is Nastya - climb on me soon.
If your name is Olya - there is no way without alcohol.
If your name is Lena - you can even under the knee.
If your name Alla is a reason for anal sex.
If your name is Vika, then there will be a lot of screaming.
If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan softly.
If your name is Vera, we are in the position of a missionary.
If your name is Lesya - there is no rhyme, at least pour over it.
If your name is Lisa - as with Nastasya, I will be from below.
If your name is Masha, you will not find more beautiful boobs.
If your name is Sasha, the bust is good, but Masha is better.
If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us.
If your name is Nina, a soft feather bed is waiting for us.
If your name is Nonna - inapplicable, wait for a bummer.
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the antlers of a deer.
If your name is Julia - we will try on a chair.
If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shudder.
If your name is Elya, everything will be like on a swing.
If your name is Anna - no, it's not at all strange here.
If your name is Inna, you can be with you without rubber.
If your name is Ksyusha - well, in your ears - it means in your ears.
If your name is Vova, look for someone else.
If your name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If your name Tanya is a fucking storm in a glass.
If your name is Rose, you will not leave without a suction.
If your name is Lesya - I want to have you HERE.
If your name is Sasha, your dick is as soft as a turd.
If your name is Slava, then you are fighting on Klava.
If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla.
If your name is Guest - drive an iron nail into the head.
If your name is Glory - you are a specific slut.
If your name is Kolya - a beginner is better standing.
If your name is Borya - help, better Kolya.
If your name is Slava - you are a beginner with anal sex.
If your name is Dasha, you will be Dasha ours today.
If your name is Tonya, Tonya will have sex on Tuesday.
If your name is Fred, I'll record for Wednesday.
If your name is Alla, Thursday will not be enough for us.
If your name is Emma - sex on Fridays is for the theme.
If your name is Beer, then Saturday has come.
If your name is Anya, we will sell it on Sunday.
If your name is Elya, we'll visit you this week.
If your name is Susana - hyy suck you from Ivan.
If your name is Yulka - reveal your cunt.
If your name is Paul - suck dick, such a share.
If your name is Max - He fucks everyone up.
If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.
If your name is Julia - your ass is like a doo.
If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks
If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton.
If your name is Rita, then you have a dick with a trough.
If your name is Dasha - 100 to 100 and you are all ours.
If your name is Inna, you fuck without a feather bed.
If your name is Fedya, masturbate to your neighbor.
If your name is Misha, then you are fucking without a roof.
If your name is Vova, then you will be fucked again.
If your name is Edik, then you are probably a faggot.
If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector.
If your name is Kira - substitute all the holes.
If your name is Lesha - fuck yourself with galoshes.
If your name is Gogi, you stand up with your legs apart.
If your name is Yuras, then go fuck yourself in the mattress.
If your name is Vitalik, you are setting up an analyst.
If your name is Svetlana, it's too early to throw the stick.
If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears together.
If your name is Cyril, you are a great Hamodril.
If your name is Innesa, all of Odessa fucked you.
If your name is Cyril - dick served you for a long time.
If your name is Renat, you will stick it in everyone's mouth.
If your name is Stepan - dick stands like a drum.
If your name is Ilona - boobs are like pasta.
If your name is Polinka, an elastic band will not help either.
If your name is Natasha - your ass is only ours.
If your name is Alina - you are a specific whore.
If your name is Vovan, then between your legs you have a stop-cock.
If your name is Vitaly, grow genitals.
If your name is Natalia - a sexy scumbag.
If your name is Christina, stock up on Vaseline.
If your name is Alice, then it's time for you to shave your pussy.
If your name is Sergey - you are, of course, a fucking gay.
If your name is Vadim, we will give you everything in the ass.
If your name is Kolyan - then shitty - you are fucked.
If your name is Anton, then you are a complete scumbag.
If your name is Malvina - suck Pinocchio.
If your name is Katya, you are good on the bed.
If you were named Jeanne - you fuck, oddly enough
If the name is Santa Claus - you were strictly in the nose.
If your name is Marina, then the whole feather bed got wet.
If the name is Angelina - you are a specific beast.
If your name is Violetta, you are the queen of blowjob.
If your name is Roman, you are as good as monkeys.
If your name is Marusya, there is a goose pose for you.
If your name is Andrey, don't fuck pigeons.
If your name is Galya, pull the cow's udder.
If they click Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha.
If suddenly the name is Levan, you are a hurricane in bed.
If your name is Lera, you are a blowjob queen.
If your name is Ninka, you must be a zoophile.
If you were called Roma, you will start with half a turn
If your name is Arkady, you're probably better off in the back.
If I call you Makar-kvam Zakhar joined
If you were called Stela, you are, of course, a stripirella.
If your name is Valyushka, turn your ear soon.
If your name is Lyudmila, then you need homodrila
If your name is Nikita, then everything will be covered.
If you call Traktarina, you are under a tractor without a feather bed
If your name is Vasily, can you imagine, in x .. power
If your name is Zina, you got torn rubber.
If your name is Anfisa, your breasts are super, it's better to pee.
If you were named Vaselisia, you hung out with me yesterday
If they called you Bronislav or Vladislav, or Yaroslav, they couldn’t think of anything easier.
If you were named Veronicka, it will come in handy, even a match
If you were called Galka, you have a dump in your pants.
If you were called Yanka, you are probably a lesbian
If your name is Anyutka, no doubt a prostitute
If you were named Grisha, you are a good guy
If they click you Lisa, you are a striptease star
If your name is Plato, you are the most specific gond
If your boy is Gena, you will beat him with a log.
If your name is Perma, there is a reason, probably
If the name Aunt ASYA - I will insert you at the words "Hello!"
If your name is Regina Dubovitskaya, then this is already out of the way

Funny name-calling (teaser) is a part of folklore dating back to the times when people tried to intimidate the enemy with words and actions. The use of the name is an attempt to inflict tangible personal harm. Over time, the use of teasers became the property of children aged 6 to 12 years old (children's satire), contributing to their personal development, and in older companies - a manifestation of a sense of humor and decoration of any party.

baby teasers

Children begin to call names from kindergarten, carrying out a kind of psychodiagnostic procedure: they determine the place of the object of ridicule in the social hierarchy. If a child fights back, they are usually left alone. They tease those who are weaker emotionally: offended, crying, running to complain to adults. It is important for parents to support the baby, which includes the following points:

• Explanation: funny name-calling is often just a way of playing, where it’s not the content that matters, but successful rhyming (“ Arkhip - old mushroom», « Natasha - blotter»).
• Teaching anti-teasers, which is the most correct response to verbal aggression (“ Whoever calls names, he calls himself that”, “Ha ha! It doesn't hurt me - the chicken is happy»).
• If teasers relate to appearance (fat, thin, long, clubfoot) or character traits (sneak, mischief, greedy), it is necessary to analyze why this happens.

This may be a signal to correct something in the child's behavior or change his reaction to the teaser. If the child does not show the expected emotions, the meaning of name-calling disappears.

Teasing among teenagers

And after 12 years, children call each other names. Teasers are of three types:

• Jests (funny name-calling): “ Lisa is the queen of striptease».
• Undershirts (teasers designed for simpletons): - Say "glue"! -Glue! -Sew your mouth with a bow!
• Teasers that reveal socially condemned qualities of character: "Julia - capricious". The presented poem in the picture above tells about how Oleg stands out among friends.

In adolescence, the latter type of teasing is more common. He is able to cause serious feelings in the teased, if he did not get used to at an earlier age. From this period, everyone knows the common name-calling in verse, which is passed down from generation to generation (shown in the picture below).

Funny name-calling in adults

The use of teasers by adults is a game, a return to a happy childhood, a demonstration of a sense of humor and the ability to rhyme. During children's quarrels, poetic lines were the most convincing arguments. The winner was not the one who was more right, but the one who knew more rhyming phrases. The reason for the quarrel was forgotten behind the verbal battle, and the children resumed the interrupted classes again, spending time together. The quarrel grew if the teasing was offensive.

It is unacceptable for adults to use offensive statements about a person’s appearance or character, but the funniest name-calling is those where there is a subtle hint of the personality of the addressee. That is why in friendly companies the ability to cause laughter with recognizable teasers is valued without prejudice to those present. Where should you start in order to master the ability to compose name-calls (teasers tied to the names of friends)?

Rhyme selection

The first step is the ability to pick up an interesting rhyme. To do this, you need to consider all the options for using the name, which will give scope for creativity. For example, Michael crushed), Misha ( poster), Mishenka ( darling), Mishutka ( joke), Mishulya ( grandpa), Micha ( hype); Ivan ( pocket), Vania ( bath), Vanyusha ( ears), Vanyatka ( bribe), Vanek ( brook); Irina ( painting), Ira ( bully), Irinka ( mote), Irisha ( roof), Irusya ( granny), Irene ( businessman). To get funny name-calling, you need to decide what disapproved personality trait or behavior the rhyming line will be directed to.

One of the most common vices is drunkenness. How can different names approach the same problem from unexpected angles?

• Valera drinks without measure.
• Tolik is a 100% alcoholic.
• Gena loves drinking and cheating.
• Vasya will certainly sour.
• Vadim - master over the bottle.
• Ivan likes to look into the glass.
• Anton drinks champagne car.

Before the name, you can use a common phrase, then you get a short rhyme: “ They called you Matvey, pour your friends soon”, “If your name is Tolik - a 100% alcoholic».

Homemade preparations

If a competition is expected in a friendly company, one cannot do without universal rhyming lines, where almost any name can be substituted. The following template fits the theme of drunkenness:

Pasha (Seva, Igor, Petya) is not a fool to drink, he drinks brandy in buckets to.

You can compose blanks for consonant names. For example, to the following: Roman, Ivan, Kolyan. Stubbornness can be ridiculed.

A guy named Ivan is not a sheep in life - a ram.

For Misha, Grisha and Tisha, funny names about names have many options:

But on the other hand, Misha's friend's roof is off his head.

I often see my friend Grisha only on clown posters.

If you want to borrow from Tisha, they definitely won’t hear the request.

If the company has established couples, it is appropriate to connect loving hearts in a teaser:

If the friend's name is Sasha, Natasha is waiting for him in the bedroom.

Themes for call-outs

If a single topic is selected for all the names of friends, it will look original:

What Seva has in the trouser leg on the left, then Slava has in the trouser leg on the right. All records will be broken by our Stas - he is an ace for women in bed. Maybe, however, to catch up with Sergei, if he, of course, is not gay. If speed is needed, Edward will try like a cheetah. For lovers of smoke breaks, Yura is always ready here.

Funny name-calling for friends can relate to getting them into funny situations: loss of clothing details, calling “on the carpet” to the boss, being taken by surprise:

Grishka, Grishka, lost his pants. But now, without words, he walks without pants at all.

The funnier it is:

Elena had a mosquito beating off a wasp on her nose. For violence, she ... ate an evil mosquito!

But there are topics that are inappropriate in friendly companies. This is ridiculing physical defects, using offensive nicknames, discussing situations unknown to most of those present. The main criterion for choosing a topic should be the intended attitude to the teaser of the addressee himself.

Name teasers: 70 children's teasers for girls and boys alphabetically. We come up with a teaser - a rhyme. How do teasers differ from other genres of folklore.

Name teasers

Teasers have long been found in the communication of children. Where did they come from, what types of teasers are there, what are teasers - undershirts and teasers - mockery, what are "anti-teasers" or answers - you will learn rhymes

It is very important to teach your child to take teasing with humor. After all, a teaser does not always reflect life and makes fun of any negative qualities of character (cowardice, untidiness, pride, and others). Very often a teaser is just a rhyming game, it is a fictional world, it is a fiction that will never happen in real life.

Usually, children are not offended by a teaser, but also respond with a teaser - a more capacious and bright or anti-teaser - rhyme.

So that the child does not take offense at teasers, try to compose inoffensive teasers with rhymes with him. What can you rhyme with the word "Zina"? (Zina is a picture, Zina is rubber, Zina is a basket, Zina is from a store), Katya? (Katya is in a dress, Katyusha is a trinket, Katyusha is a talker, Katya is a hare). And the word Anton, Antoshka? (Antoshka - potato, Antoshka - leg), Sasha (ours, porridge, Pasha, Natasha), Andrey (sparrow, pigeons), Alenka (cardboard). You can also come up with new teasing words and for what reason they can be spoken - to engage in word creation: for example, school-age children came up with such language teasers: Agafya - Scandinavian (if the girl Agafya boasts to everyone that she was in Scandinavia on vacation), or Fedya - a bicycle (a teaser to a child who does not let anyone approach his bike - preschool children came up with it).

Discuss the teaser your child heard - what quality is she laughing at? What tease actually happens, and what is fiction. Teach responses to teasers (see previous article), discuss what happened when the response was used by your child.

With children over 6 years old, you can talk about the teaser genre and how a teaser differs from a regular poem. Read two texts about Seryozha and ask the child to determine whether it is a poem or a teaser?

The whole house is shaking.
Seryozha beats with a hammer.
Blushing with anger
Hammers nails.
The nails are bent
The nails are crumpling
The nails are wriggling
Above Serezha they
They just mock.
They don't crash into the wall.
It's good that the hands are intact!
No, it's a completely different matter -
Drive nails into the ground!
Here - and the hat is not to be seen.
Do not bend
Do not break
Take out back. (V. Berestov. Seryozha and nails)

Serezha looked back
Blowed up a bubble
And the bubble is in the woods,
Rides, rides on the fungus (folk teaser)

What is the difference between a teaser and a poem? ( question for children aged 6 and over). What can we say about Seryozha from the poem? What quality of the boy is being mocked in the teaser? What does "bubble inflated"(gets angry, puffs out his cheeks, looks frowningly). When does it happen that a person inflates like a bubble? And it happened to you - when? Emphasize that the teaser describes something that never happens in life(Seryozha became a bubble and galloped into the forest), and in the poem - what really happens. At the same time, similar emotions of Seryozha are described.(he got angry and pouted, blushed with anger). The teaser is not offensive, it is funny, cheerful.

Teasers for girls' names (alphabetically)

Agashka - dirty shirt

Alka - washcloth

Alya is a slut

Anna - balana,
Pewter head.
crochet nose,
Drawer mouth

Annushka is a heart!
Boil the ear with pepper
And I'll come with bread.

Valya, Valya, simplicity,
Sour cabbage!
Ate a mouse without a tail
And she said: "Delicious!"

Valya is a fashionista! Gardener!

Like Vali's nose, the mice ate sausage.

Barbara turned up her nose.

Curious Varvara had her nose torn off at the market.

Dunya - donut
Went out into the street
I sat down on a bump,
The mosquito ate.

Zina is a basket. Zina is a bitch. Zinka - gum.

Irina.
Rolled down the tangerine
named Irina.
Didn't teach lessons.
And I got two.

Katya - Katya - Katerina,
A picture has been drawn.
Not with ink, not with pen
From the pelvis with a broomstick!

Lenka - foam

Lyuda - dear crushed her leg.

Masha - curdled milk

Masha - the bride ate a pot of dough.

Milka is a piggy bank. Darling is a piggy bank.

Nadyushka is a pillow. Nadenka is a sweet porridge.

Nastya is sweet.

Olena is salty.

Our Pasha is thin,
Like a wild straw.
And he puts on shoes -
How the bubble inflates.

Sonya is sleepy. Sonya is fashion.

Tatyana - sour cream.

Emma - ate cream.

Boy name teasers (alphabetically)

Abrosim - we ask for porridge.

Alyosha - belyosha
It costs three pennies:
The neck is a penny,
Altyn - head,
Two money leg -
That's the whole price for him.

Alyoshka-cake,
head with basket,
peg hat,
Log feet.

Alekha-Aleksey,
full of mice.

Andrew the sparrow
Don't chase the pigeons.
Pigeons are afraid
Do not sit on the roof.
Chase ticks
From under the sticks.

Antoshka - potato,
straw leg,
Himself with a fingernail
Elbow head.

Antoshka, Antoshka,
Unbaked potatoes!

Athos is a sleepyhead.

Boris - barberry
Hanging on a rope.
How the rope breaks
So Boris will turn over.

Borka — Boris
Hanging on a thread!
The thread is crackling
And Borechka squeaks!

Boriska - radish (sausage).

Borya is a bean! Thick forehead!

Vanka - stand up peanut,
Put on a big cap.
Loaf eat bread
Grow up to the sky!
Vanya rides a bull
Balalaika in hand
The balalaika fell
The bull's leg was broken.

Vanya, Vanya, simplicity!
Bought a horse without a tail!
Sat back to front
And went to the garden.

Vasya - Vasyuk,
Get on the bitch.
Vaska - Vasyonok,
skinny pig,
Tied into the grass (emphasis on the first syllable) -
Screaming: "Meow.
I won't get out!"
Benjamin:
Venya - a broom,
Ate dumpling.
Volodya - Volodya -
Full cap of crackers.
crackers hot,
Three pennies change.

Vova, Vovka-karapuz
I ate my grandmother's watermelon.
Grandma is arguing
Vova unlocks!
- It's not me, grandma!
This is your cat.

Egorushka - Egor
Climbed over the fence
Caught on a nail
Hanging - shouting:
Get off the fence
Poor Yegor.

Egorushka - starling

Yeremey.
Yeremey rode and rode,
On a cow on your own.
He held on tight to his tail.
Loudly sang a song
But didn't enjoy it for long.
Suddenly he broke off from the cow.

Leonid. Lenchik - donut,
Ate a candy bar
Piglet and bull
Drank a pint of milk
Another crate ate bread,
Three baskets of pies.

Michael. The bear is a bastard. Teddy bear - a bump on the head.

Nikita - red tape bought a horse without a hoof.

Nikolay - Basurai,
Get on the barn
There they fight a mosquito,
They'll give you a paw.

Kolya - Kolya - Nikolai. Sit under the bench and lay down.

Kolya, Kolya, Nikolay,
Stay at home, don't play.
Clean the potatoes
Eat a little.

Kolya-Kolya - with great will.

Serezha looked back
Blowed up a bubble
And the bubble is in the woods,
Rides, rides on the fungus.

Stepan is a torn caftan. Stepan is a glass. Stepka - tattered.

Petka is a bitter radish.

Prokop - dill,
copper forehead,
Himself with arshin,
Head with jug.

Romka - chamomile, a new shirt!

Sasha is a cockroach.

Senechka is a seed.

Simon is smart, but not strong.

Taras is sour kvass.

Timothy is a cat.

Fedot is thin,
Head with pud,
crochet nose,
Tufted crest.

Fedul - pouted his lips.

Fedya is copper tripe,
Ate a cow and a bull
And fifteen pigs,
Only tails hang.
Fedorok with inches,
Head with a pot
peg hat,
Log legs.

Filya is a simpleton.

Thomas the stubborn went straight,
Fell into a hole.
I didn’t trust anyone - I checked it myself!

Yashka is a red shirt.

If you did not find the name you need in this list, feel free to invent a teaser yourself! Look for rhymes and compose!

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Alice
If your name is Alice, then it's time for you to shave your pussy.

Alla
If your name Alla is a reason for anal sex.

If your name is Alla, Thursday will not be enough for us.

Anna
If your name is Anna - no, it's not at all strange here.
And it is known that all Anyutki - Somewhere, somehow prostitutes.
If your name is Anya, we will sell it on Sunday.
If your name is Anyutka, no doubt a prostitute
Angelina
If the name is Angelina - you are a specific beast.

Andrei
If your name is Andrey, don't fuck pigeons.

According to statistics, Andrei - None or a Jew.

Anton
If your name is Anton, then you are a complete scumbag.

Every Anton you meet is like a dried bud

Anfisa
If your name is Anfisa, your breasts are super, it's better to pee.

Asya
If the name Aunt ASYA - I will insert you at the words "Hello!"

Alina
If your name is Alina - you are a specific whore.

Alexei
In three words, any Alyosha is Evil, harmful, bad.

If your name is Lesha - fuck yourself with galoshes.

Arkady
If your name is Arkady, you're probably better off in the back.

Borya
If your name is Borya - help, better Kolya.

Valya
If your name is Valyushka, turn your ear soon.

In the head of every Vali - To a fig of shit and trash.

Vaselisa
If you were named Vaselisa, you hung out with me yesterday

Vladimir
If your name is Vova, look for someone else.

If your name is Vova, then you will be fucked again.

If your name is Vovan, then between your legs you have a stop-cock.

And always, believe me, Vova - Not sexually ready.

Vital
If your name is Vitalik, you are setting up an analyst.

If your name is Vitaly, grow genitals.

Every Vitaliy you meet is made up of anomalies;

Vadim
Everyone knows that Vadim is slow-witted and unsociable.

If your name is Vadim, we will give you everything in the ass.

Vasiliy
If your name is Vasily, can you imagine, in x .. power

Veronica
If your name is Vera, we are in the position of a missionary.

If you were named Veronicka, it will come in handy, even a match

Polls Faith - Quiet, stupid, gray.

Vika
If your name is Vika, then there will be a lot of screaming.

And always, where Vicki is - Quarrels, fights, screams.

Victor
Drunk or sober Vitya - better spit and leave;

Gena
If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.

If your boyfriend is Gena, you will beat him with a log.

Grisha
If you were named Grisha, you are a good guy

As one, all Grishki are petty thieves

gogi
If your name is Gogi, you stand up with your legs apart.

Dasha
If your name is Dasha - 100 to 100 and you are all ours.

If your name is Dasha, you will be Dasha ours today.

Dmitry
As always, Dima is lucky - what he doesn’t do, everything is past;

Elena
If your name is Lena - you can even under the knee.

Elena is a piece of cock
Everyone knows where Elena is - there are parties and betrayals;

Eve
If your name is Eva - this is an occasion to insert on the left.

Ivan
If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears together.

Ivan will meet - hide the money deeper in your pocket;

Igor
Any Igorka has a Member no larger than a bubble.

Sveta
If your name is Sveta - this is an occasion for a blowjob.

If your name is Svetlana, it's too early to throw the stick.

But meaner than Sveta - there is no person!

Luba
If your name is Lyuba, this is a reason to insert it rudely.

Gather everyone in a circle Love - here's a freak club for you;

Nadia, Hope
If your name is Nadia, this is a reason to insert it from behind.

Klava
If your name is Klava - this is a reason to insert it on the right.

Nastya, Anastasia
If your name is Nastya - climb on me soon.

Nastya appeared - know misfortune has come;

Olya, Olga
If your name is Olya - there is no way without alcohol.

And, of course, Oli - Faded as moths.

Tonya
If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan softly.

If your name is Tonya, Tonya will have sex on Tuesday.

Lesya
If your name is Lesya - there is no rhyme, at least pour over it.

Lisa, Elizabeth
If your name is Lisa - as with Nastasya, I will be from below.

If they click you Lisa, you are a striptease star

Masha, Maria
If your name is Masha, you will not find more beautiful boobs.

All Marinas and Marishkas are squabbles, gossip and intrigues;

Sasha, Alexandra, Alexander
If your name is Sasha, the bust is good, but Masha is better.

And any of the oncoming Sash is an Unlucky huckster.

If your name is Sasha, your dick is as soft as a turd.

Yana
If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us.

If you were called Yanka, you are probably a lesbian

Nina
If your name is Nina, a soft feather bed is waiting for us.

If your name is Ninka, you must be a zoophile.

Nonna
If your name is Nonna - inapplicable, wait for a bummer.

Zhenya, Evgenia
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the antlers of a deer.

If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector.

Not one Zhenya in the world is worthy of respect;

Julia, Julia
If your name is Julia - we will try on a chair.

If your name is Yulka - reveal your cunt.

If your name is Julia - your ass is like a doo.

And Julia got caught - lucky, dirty;

Ira, Irina, Irka
If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shudder.

If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks

For Ira's man - What's in the pockets of the hole.

Elya, Eleanor
If your name is Elya, everything will be like on a swing.

If your name is Elya, we'll visit you this week.

Inna
If your name is Inna, you can be with you without rubber.

If your name is Inna, you fuck without a feather bed.

Ksyusha, Xenia, Ksenia
If your name is Ksyusha - well, in your ears - it means in your ears.

Katya, Ekaterina
If your name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.

If your name is Katya, you are good on the bed.

Know any Katerina is a companion of a nerd;

Tanya, Tatiana
If your name Tanya is a fucking storm in a glass.

Constantly all Tatyanas are not stoned, so drunk;

Rose
If your name is Rose, you will not leave without a suction.

Lesya
If your name is Lesya - I want to have you HERE.

Glory
If your name is Slava, then you are fighting on Klava.

Let them put on the skirt of Glory - there will be the best sluts;

Mila
If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla.

Glory, Vyacheslav
If your name is Glory - you are a specific slut.

If your name is Slava - you are a beginner with anal sex.

Kolya, Nikolai
If your name is Kolya - a beginner is better standing.

Without a doubt, every Colic is a 100% alcoholic;

Freda
If your name is Fred, I'll record for Wednesday.

Emma
If your name is Emma - sex on Fridays is for the theme.

Susanna, Suzy
If your name is Susana - hyy suck you from Ivan.

Fields, Polina
If your name is Paul - suck dick, such a share.

Max, Maxim
If your name is Max - He fucks everyone up.

Max - not stable like bucks

Everyone knows that Maxim is slow-witted and unsociable;

Zhora
If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton.

Rita
If your name is Rita, then you have a dick with a trough.

Fedya, Fedor
If your name is Fedya, masturbate to your neighbor.

Misha, Michael
If your name is Misha, then you are fucking without a roof.

Any Misha often goes crazy;

Edik
If your name is Edik, then you are probably a faggot.

I met Edik - I met a faggot.

Kira
If your name is Kira - substitute all the holes.

Yura, Yuri
If your name is Yuras, then go fuck yourself in the mattress.

And, for example, Yura - Vile nature.

Kirill
If your name is Cyril, you are a great Hamodril.

If your name is Cyril - dick served you for a long time.

Inessa
If your name is Innesa, all of Odessa fucked you.

Renat
If your name is Renat, you will stick it in everyone's mouth.

Styopa, Stepan
If your name is Stepan - dick stands like a drum.

Ilona
If your name is Ilona - boobs are like pasta.

Fields, Polina, Polinka
If your name is Polinka, an elastic band will not help either.

Natasha, Natalya
If they click Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha.

If your name is Natasha - your ass is only ours.

If your name is Natalia - a sexy scumbag.

Agree that Natasha is not called "turd" for nothing.

Krista, Christina

Kolya, Kolyan, Nikolai
If your name is Kolyan - then shitty - you are fucked.

Kolya, Kolyan, Nikolai
If your name is Christina, stock up on Vaseline.

Jeanne
If you were named Jeanne - you fuck, oddly enough

If Zhanka met, it means someone's kept woman;

Marina, Masha, Maria
If your name is Marina, then the whole feather bed got wet.

If your name is Marusya, there is a goose pose for you.

Violet
If your name is Violetta, you are the queen of blowjob.

Roma, Roman
If your name is Roman, you are as good as monkeys.

If you were called Roma, you will start with half a turn

And it is clear that the Romans are drug addicts without exception.

Levan
If suddenly the name is Levan, you are a hurricane in bed.

Lera
If your name is Lera, you are a blowjob queen.

Lera is a walking halera.

Makar
If I call you Makar-kvam Zakhar joined

Luda, Ludmila
If your name is Lyudmila, then you need homodrila

Nikita
If your name is Nikita, then everything will be covered.

Zina, Zinaida
If your name is Zina, you got torn rubber.

Paid
If your name is Plato, you are a concrete condom

Oleg
Every Oleg you meet is an immoral person;

Valera
And as usual, Valery - they eat and drink without any measure;

Vadik, Vadim
Everyone knows that every Vadik is a petty and slippery reptile;

Tamara
Well, Tamara met - life will be full of nightmares;

Larisa
It is a well-known fact that Larissas are all gluttonous like rats;

Tolik, Anatoly
Without a doubt, every Tolik is a 100% alcoholic.

If your name is Klava - this is a reason to insert it on the right.
If your name is Nastya - climb on me soon.
If your name is Olya - there is no way without alcohol.
If your name is Lena - you can even under the knee.
If your name Alla is a reason for anal sex.
If your name is Vika, then there will be a lot of screaming.
If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan softly.
If your name is Vera, we are in the position of a missionary.
If your name is Lesya - there is no rhyme, at least pour over it.
If your name is Lisa - as with Nastasya, I will be from below.
If your name is Masha, you will not find more beautiful boobs.
If your name is Sasha, the bust is good, but Masha is better.
If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us.
If your name is Nina, a soft feather bed is waiting for us.
If your name is Nonna - inapplicable, wait for a bummer.
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the antlers of a deer.
If your name is Julia - we will try on a chair.
If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shudder.
If your name is Elya, everything will be like on a swing.
If your name is Anna - no, it's not at all strange here.
If your name is Inna, you can be with you without rubber.
If your name is Ksyusha - well, in your ears - it means in your ears.
If your name is Vova, look for someone else.
If your name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If your name Tanya is a fucking storm in a glass.
If your name is Rose, you will not leave without a suction.
If your name is Lesya - I want to have you HERE.
If your name is Sasha, your dick is as soft as a turd.
If your name is Slava, then you are fighting on Klava.
If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla.
If your name is Guest - drive an iron nail into the head.
If your name is Glory - you are a specific slut.
If your name is Kolya - a beginner is better standing.
If your name is Borya - help, better Kolya.
If your name is Slava - you are a beginner with anal sex.
If your name is Dasha, you will be Dasha ours today.
If your name is Tonya, Tonya will have sex on Tuesday.
If your name is Fred, I'll record for Wednesday.
If your name is Alla, Thursday will not be enough for us.
If your name is Emma - sex on Fridays is for the theme.
If your name is Beer, then Saturday has come.
If your name is Anya, we will sell it on Sunday.
If your name is Elya, we'll visit you this week.
If your name is Susana - hyy suck you from Ivan.
If your name is Yulka - reveal your cunt.
If your name is Paul - suck dick, such a share.
If your name is Max - He fucks everyone up.
If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.
If your name is Julia - your ass is like a doo.
If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks
If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton.
If your name is Rita, then you have a dick with a trough.
If your name is Dasha - 100 to 100 and you are all ours.
If your name is Inna, you fuck without a feather bed.
If your name is Fedya, masturbate to your neighbor.
If your name is Misha, then you are fucking without a roof.
If your name is Vova, then you will be fucked again.
If your name is Edik, then you are probably a faggot.
If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector.
If your name is Kira - substitute all the holes.
If your name is Lesha - fuck yourself with galoshes.
If your name is Gogi, you stand up with your legs apart.
If your name is Yuras, then go fuck yourself in the mattress.
If your name is Vitalik, you are setting up an analyst.
If your name is Svetlana, it's too early to throw the stick.
If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears together.
If your name is Cyril, you are a great Hamodril.
If your name is Innesa, all of Odessa fucked you.
If your name is Cyril - dick served you for a long time.
If your name is Renat, you will stick it in everyone's mouth.
If your name is Stepan - yuh stands like a drum.
If your name is Ilona - boobs are like pasta.
If your name is Polinka, an elastic band will not help either.
If your name is Natasha - your ass is only ours.
If your name is Alina - you are a specific whore.
If your name is Vovan, then between your legs you have a stop-cock.
If your name is Vitaly, grow genitals.
If your name is Natalia - a sexy scumbag.
If your name is Christina, stock up on Vaseline.
If your name is Alice, then it's time for you to shave your pussy.
If your name is Sergey - you are, of course, a fucking gay.
If your name is Vadim, we will give you everything in the ass.
If your name is Kolyan, then you are a fucking asshole.
If your name is Anton, then you are a complete scumbag.
If your name is Malvina - suck Pinocchio.
If your name is Katya, you are good on the bed.
If you were named Jeanne - you fuck, oddly enough
If the name is Santa Claus - you were strictly in the nose.
If your name is Marina, then the whole feather bed got wet.
If the name is Angelina - you are a specific beast.
If your name is Violetta, you are the queen of blowjob.
If your name is Roman, you are as good as monkeys.
If your name is Marusya, there is a goose pose for you.
If your name is Andrey, don't fuck pigeons.
If your name is Galya, pull the cow's udder.
If they click Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha.
If suddenly the name is Levan, you are a hurricane in bed.
If your name is Lera, you are a blowjob queen.
If your boy is Gena, you will beat him with a log.
If the name Aunt ASYA - I will insert you at the words "Hello!"
If your name is Regina Dubovitskaya, then this is already out of the way